Welcome to Unorthodox Gymnastics 3.0

Because gymnastics is a religion.

Welcome to my newsletter! It’s about gymnastics. Mostly.

I know that I’m super late to this party and that every other writer in the world has already started a newsletter but it’s not cool to show up to parties on time. And since I don’t smoke, showing up late to parties is the only way I can appear cool.

I’m calling this newsletter “Unorthodox Gymnas…